We Apologize for the Inconvenience

Uh… I don’t really know how to put this but we, uh, well we’ve been experiencing some… difficulties here at Project Zirconia. Nothing to worry about, not yet anyway. Of course, if something were wrong, you would be the first to know.

Just… watch out for anyone who could be an Opal, okay?

And I’m inclined to believe that if there is any Topaz who has held off Termination for some reason, that reason is no longer relevent. Just do it. We’d all feel better. Trust me, trust us, Pinecone can deal with it. In fact, at this point he’d probably be relieved, even though he doesn’t get to sort them and do the job himself anymore. Tough luck. Desperate times call for… well, they call for measures that should have been taken a long time ago.

Your THU correspondent,